Hodja Mullah Nasruddin: The Truth

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The Judge asked the defendant, “Mullah Nasruddin, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”
“I do,” nodded the Mulla.
“Now what do you have to say to defend yourself?”
“Your Honor,‘ replied Nasrudin: ‘under those limitations … I have nothing to say.“