Once Mulla Nasruddin was forced to come to the court because he has been found again drunk on the street.

The magistrate said, “Nasruddin, I remember seeing you so many times for this same offence. Have you got any explanation for your habitual drunkenness?”

Nasruddin said, “Of course, your Honor. I have an explanation for my habitual drunkenness. This is my explanation: habitual thirst.”